[GENERAL][SEX][EN] Smart Machines 4 January 2006
Posted by alwi in : farhan , trackbackOne businessman has to spend one night in a very luxurious & MODERN hotel. Suddenly he realises that he has to have a haircut and asks the bell boy where he can find one. The bell boy says, ” We are sorry that there is no “Salon” around here but you can find some automatic machines in the lobby of the hotel and one of them is a haircut machine”.
So, he went to the lobby and he saw many machines there and he found the haircut one. He has to put some coins into the machine and put in his head to the hole, the machine sounds bzzzzz and fifteen minutes later, he found his hair is cut nicely.
Approximately one meter from that machine, he saw a manicure machine and he tried that one too by putting some coins again and put in his hands to the hole there and the machine sounds bzzzzz. A few minutes later he found his nails were cut nicely too.
One meter from that machine, there is a machine says : “DOES THE THINGS THAT MAN NEEDS WHEN FAR AWAY FROM THE WIFE”. With “dag-dig-dug” in his heart, he looked to the left, and right and he open his zip,and put in his thing to the hole and put some coins to the machine and the machine sounds bziiingg. The businesman face turned into red and looked like he’s sick. 15 seconds later, with his hands shakes, he pull his thing out the hole and …..TADA!!!!
THERE he saw a BUTTON is sewed nicely at the top of his thing. Very Nicely!!!
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